Veggie Queen Meets the Carnivore
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A long time ago, an uppity veggie queen girl met a carnivore boy and despite their culinary differences, they fell in love and got married.
Through the years, veggie girl discovered that it wasn’t the end of the world if a piece of meat touched her food. And carnivore boy learned that having a meal without meat could be a satisfying experience. Sometimes veggie girl had fish, and she couldn’t give up that love of cheese or dairy products, even though they made her farty and she always felt guilty about eating them.
As the years went by, and carnivore boy’s health became compromised because of his love for sweets and meats, veggie girl knew that something had to change. So she bought a veganazi cookbook
She’s not the best cook in the world, but she tries. And thankfully, many of the vegan recipes are simple and even if she screws them up, it’s hard to tell because the meals are, well, vegan, you know? Vegan meals, being what they are, are forgiving when it comes to lackluster chefs.
Carnivore boy is being very cooperative with this new vegan thing, and sometimes he even seems like he likes the food she cooks. Veggie girl is happy about that. And she’s even happier now that as she moves to a more animal-free diet, she doesn’t have to feel guilty for the things she puts in her mouth.
She’s not saying she’ll never eat another animal product again, just not as much as she used to.
Just don’t expect her to wear cruelty-free shoes. Even a vegan cowgirl can’t give up her boots.
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